REALTONES

Funtones

Full Tracks

Urban Hits

Legends Of Hip Hop

Reggae

Funtones

Nametones

Realtones

Voicemail

Full Tracks

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The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Legends Of Hip Hop

Urban Hits
Legends Of Hip Hop
Reggae
Funtones

Prominent Voices and Stars

Comedy und Fun

All for kids

Excerptions and poetry

All kind of Sounds

Sound

Music

Cars

Animals

SMS arrived

Killing sounds

Horror

Loops

SMS Jingle

Soccer

Christmas

Halloween

Motorbikes

Booze

Crazy

Announces

Dialect

Science-Fiction

Winter

The Mad Frog

Yourbox-Stars

Smoking Pot

Wake-up calls

Easter

New Year´s Eve

Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Love & Lifestyle

Asian Cocktail

Sports

Carnival

ACTION

Stereo - FX

Mozart

Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Movie Special: Pirates

Baby Special

Spells

Stop the War!

Xtreme Soundz

Strictly Censored!

Business

Motion Pictures and TV

SMS Sounds

Content Special

Nametones

Dubstep

Krocha Power

Silvesterstimmung

Weihnachten - Christkindanruf

Weihnachten - Ho Ho Ho

Nametone Eingehend - Alarm! ... Ruft an!

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Rap & Chill Out

Hard Rock Punk Style

Volksmusik - Das Waldesecho

Volksmusik - Die Klingeltonbuam

Trance-Style

Tekkno-Style

EM Special

Realtones

Rock

Yourbox-Stars

Ringtonesongs

Nursery rhymes

National Anthem

Relaxing

Pop

Mozart

Crazy X-Mess

Dance

Christmas

Voicemail

Love & Lifestyle

Business

Spells

Christmas

Quickies

Holiyday

Easter & Carnival

Star Wares

Local Originals

All for Kids

Rough

Smoking Pot

Comedy & Fun

Celebs & Stars

Fans & Freaks

Nice & Useful

Cinema & TV

Poetry & Excerpts

Prominent Voices and Stars

My wife´s a bit of a dog [David Backhome]
EXTRA!! EXTRA!! George Bush scandal!!
Stop that deficit ringing´ [´Arni]
Me and W.´ [´Arni]
Osama pray
so you vote 4 this: [You vote 4 G.W.]
Vibrator´ [´Arni]
Mr. Prime Minister
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Comedy und Fun

Chilled Chicken
To gurgle
Answer the phone
Mobile phone speaks japanese
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned
SOS signal
Boaring person
Hello hard man!
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All for kids

Whinging mobile
Brother John
Laughing Mobile
Hello! It´s me, your mobile!
Wheels On The Bus
Children´s Song (Do You Kazoo?)
Please pick me up!
Row Your Boat
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All kind of Sounds

Me, him and the saw
up call [Clock chaos wake]
Light a fire
Alarm [Techno]
Gurgling contest
Loop [Hoot]
Basic fart 2
001 [Crash]
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Sound

Volcano bubbling
Airport
Hail
01 [Jungle]
Open air bath
02 [Jungle]
Perfect Putt
Vacuum cleaner
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Music

Supercock (Metal)
Anthem GDR [Music Box Melody]
08 [Indian]
Beat Box-10 [Pimp Of Persia]
Pick up for love [Dr Love]
Shocking Nursery Rhymes 2
Anthem Austria [Music Box Melody]
07 [Indian]
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Cars

Military car
Goggomobil Start
Tractor Ste+r Starting
Targa-passes [CRX]
A R Guilia Spider 2
pressing the accel-pedal [G 3 GTI]
8-Crashes [Civic EG]
+++ 600 GT (1968)
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Animals

Bird Concerto
Live from The Houses of Parliament (1)
Shivery cicadas
Crow 2
Gorilla
Chicken 2
Chicken 1
gull 3 [Sea]
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SMS arrived

Cry of Joy I [Yodel Madness]
01 [Text for you]
04 [Text arrived]
Alpine Scream Of Joy 2
01 [MMS for you]
01 [Incoming text message]
Text from behind
SMS arrived 14
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Killing sounds

02 [Catkiller]
Child Song and Baby Cry III
03 [Dogkiller]
01 [Dogkiller]
Baby cries II
Child Song with Baby Cry II
01 [Catkiller]
03 [Catkiller]
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Horror

Tomorrow You Are Dead
They Are Here (Reversed Horror)
Happy Halloween, kids!
Execution
Happy Halloween I
Ghost
Disturbed Laughter
Vortex temporum
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Loops

01 [Heavy]
01 [News]
Omen
Fat Bass Loop
1 [Loop]
01 [Reggae]
01 [Fast]
02 [News]
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SMS Jingle

11 [Melody]
16 [Melody]
07 [Text urgent]
10 [Text urgent]
06 [Text urgent]
12 [Text urgent]
15 [Text urgent]
02 [Text urgent]
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Soccer

kick! [David Connectem steps up for the free]
You don´t know who is calling
´ SOUTHKOREA !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
Pick up the phone 2 [Fans]
Czech Republic - Sports [Anthem]
´CZECH REPUBLIC !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
Montenegro - Sports [National Anthem]
He´s pressing all the right buttons today!
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Christmas

A Brand New Schoolbag [Worst Presents: 4]
Santas bells
Halleluja
Tree [Crazy XMAS Songs: Belch]
Crazy XMAS Songs: Silent Dog
A New Pair of Socks [Worst Presents: 1]
Cockney Xmas
Donkey in the barn
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Halloween

Happy Halloween from Russia III
Cpt. Sandhi´s Air India Halloween Hell
Shocking Nursery Rhymes
Ooddy Wallen (parody) [Happy Halloween]
Chrince Parles (parody) [Happy Halloween]
The slaughter
Really Pissed Ghost
Happy Halloween from Russia I
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Motorbikes

+++ 620 Start
+++ 250 passing
Biker in ecstasy
Hor+++ 600 Start
Ho+++ 650 Start
Ky+++ Start
pressing the accel-pedal [Ya++++ F+R 500]
+++ 300 Start
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Crazy

Superjap
Alpine Jazz I [Yodel Madness]
Cry of Joy I [Yodel Madness]
RAP [Kim Jong Il]
Castro and Friends [Kim Jong Il]
What about Movie Channel [Kim Jong Il]
Important message!
What the Hell.. [Beethoven Retro Style]
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Announces

BBC News 1
Warning! Owner is a fashion designer! (m)
up! [Last call for pick]
Spam filter
The man of your dreams
Warning! Useless wanker calling!
Dublin gun shop calling!
Sale: Free calls now on offer!
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Dialect

Pick up fat git-1 [Irish]
Pick up fat git-2 [US]
Cockney phone crisis #2 (London)
Scottish advisor!
Manchester phone crisis! #2
Happy Christmas my arse! (Liverpool)
Fuck Me! It´s ringing again! (London)
Crazy Mexican: I am calling you because I liked you
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Science-Fiction

Transfer [Data]
Umbriel [The Planets]
the phone´ [´Captain]
Pandora [The Planets]
SMS arrived [Robot]
Earth [The Planets]
´Come on Luke!´
Urgent message
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Winter

W+++ing in a winter wonderland
When will this winter ever end?
Snowboard: Moby Dick
Snowboard: Nose Bone
Snowboard: Potato Peeler
Snowboard: Hole in one
Snowboard: Boneless
Tyrolienne
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The Mad Frog

Gangbang [The Mad Frog]
01 [The Mad Frog]
The Mad Frog j+++++g
The Mad Frog is crying
The Mad Frog is high
New Year´s Waltz [The Mad Frog]
The Mad Frog is f+++++g
02 [The Mad Frog]
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Yourbox-Stars

Telephone Honey! [Dr Love]
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
Disco Star [Randy Ralph]
O my dear friend Augustin
Hi it´s Love [Dr Love]
O Come, All Ye Faithful
Fox You Stole My Goosey Gander
Wheels On The Bus
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Wake-up calls

Chrome Yellow Morning Mood
Turqoise Morning Mood
Steel Blue Morning Mood
Strawberry Marmalade [Good Morning]
Bacon [Good Morning]
Cobalt Blue Morning Mood
Brick Red Morning Mood
Espresso [Good Morning]
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Easter

Gay Easter Bunny
Don´t fuck with me [Easter Bunny]
Text Message 01 [Randy Ralph]
Disco Star [Randy Ralph]
Text Message-02 [Randy Ralph]
Crazy Text Message [Randy Ralph]
German Rabbit from Frankfurt
Easter Bunny From Dublin
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New Year´s Eve

New year´s eve party
New year´s eve Fart
New year´s eve with church bells
Blondy´s last new year´s eve
Pummerin (Curchbell of Vienna Stephansdom)
Good fairy.
Rocket and Bang [Fireworks]
Bang [Fireworks]
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Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

This Phone Breathes Smoke Free Air
A Non Smoker Poem
Just Like A Kiss [Smoking]
Put That Cigarettes Out You Bastard II
To Smoke Or Not To Smoke
Smoking makes Sexy
Smoking Is Digging Your Grave
Smoker - Taste the Difference [Kiss A Non]
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Asian Cocktail

Crazy Indian: What are you waiting for, pick up!
Indian: Answer bloody phone
Rajiv can´t drop the wheels down
Singing Indian III
Cpt. Sandhi: India 101 Air
Cpt. Sandhi calling from the toilet
Indian: Stop bloody singing!
Singing Indian IX
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Sports

4-3-2-1-E L A T I O N !!! [5]
Arsenal: 3 [Man United: 4]
Manchester City: 0 [Bristol: 1]
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Cubbies!
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Oakland!
Pileup at the Tour de France
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Tigers!
Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
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Carnival

Super Slow Motion Laughter
Tataaaaaaahh
The Drag Queen enjoys
Tataaaaaaahh (vocal)
3 [The Big Canned Laughter Device]
Grab your glasses & slap youor asses!!!
5 [The Small Canned Laughter Device]
4 [The Small Canned Laughter Device]
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ACTION

OP Battlefield: We´re surrounded!
OP Battlefield: Hold vour fire!
OP Battlefield: Looks like trouble!
OP Battlefield: We have an urgent telephone call rite here!
Morse signal
OP Battlefield: We have a text msg here!
Battlefield 19th Century
Howitzer 105mm
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Stereo - FX

Rap [Ring]
Maserati [Diesel]
Sin City
Jungle Fever
Autosuggestion
Bad Boy Bubba
Muscle relaxation
Deep Throat
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Mozart

Coronation Mass feat. Shaky
Figaro vs. Shaky
Major-Sonata in the masticator [The A]
Nymphony No. 40 (feat. Shaky)
Flute in the masticator [The Magic]
Figaro in the masticator
Alla Turka (feat. Shaky)
Kleine Nachtmusik in the masticator
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Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Superchav
Supersandhi
Kryptonite
Superscot
2 [Superblair]
1 [Superblair]
Superquote
Superaussie
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Movie Special: Pirates

Prepare to Board
livered bilge rats - Fair-weather Pirates [Lilly]
Davy Jones’ Locker
Land ahoy!
Fearless Pirates
Shut yer beak!
Luscious Buccaneers [Queen of the Pirates]
Mobile Pirates
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Baby Special

Nursery Rhyme IX [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme V [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme IV [Music Box Melody]
Child Song and Baby Crying I
Nursery Rhyme III [Music Box Melody]
Anthem Austria [Music Box Melody]
Baby cries I
Child Song with Baby Cry II
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Stop the War!

Make some love !!!
Symbols of human failure
Stop f+++ing killing people !!!
As the bombs keep on falling...
Stop the war !!!
The power of love
the-war organisation !!! [Join a stop]
Mobiles against the war !!!
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Xtreme Soundz

Solo (Do You Kazoo?)
Alien Mindbender
Xtreme Baby
Xtreme Baby II
Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Supercunt (Metal)
2 [Kung Fu]
Xtreme Dinosaurzz
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Business

I´ll connect! [Doctor! An urgent call]
I´ll connect! [Mr. President! An urgent call]
Slight knocking
I´ll co [Mr. General manager, sir! An urgent call]
Sorry boss! It´s an urgent call!
An urgent call from the President!
Professor! An urgent call!
An urgent call from the Prime Minister!
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Motion Pictures and TV

You´re phoning me? [Robert de N]
And now for something completely different
Answer or take a bath [Godfather]
Lord that sings: Gollum´s ring! (parody)
Fuck off you knob jockey!
Yeah, I Know
Be+++s and Bu++++ad
Star melody singers
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SMS Sounds

01 [Sub]
Strange sound
Magic
Cine camera
Busy signal
Car Alarm Device with Horn
04 [Message]
Police Alarm Slow [USA]
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Content Special

Drowning Olympic Torch [Olympic Protest]
Dingalingaling (Do You Kazoo?)
Alpine Scream Of Joy 4
Yodel While Falling [Extreme Alps]
Another Cuckoo Song (Do You Kazoo?)
Disco 1970 (Do You Kazoo?)
All Birds Nursery Rhyme (Do You Kazoo?)
Rock´n Roll (Do You Kazoo?)
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